Limerick.

Here are some limericks I wrote. If you don’t play dungeons and dragons don’t worry, I’m not crazy.\

There once was a wyrm with an apple

To eat it he must roll a grapple

he rolled a nat one

which ruined his fun

so instead he toppled a chapel

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There once was an orc from mordor

His chin stood six feet from the floor

When the hobbits did flee

he was too tall to see

and now the lord sauron’s no more.

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There once was a half orc in rage

he tried to burst in on a mage

his attempt was block

for the rogue open locked

so the half-orc ripped out his rib cage

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There once was a young man named Sam,

He was attempting to pull quite a scam,

he met with a fellow,

who liked his yolks yellow,

but instead got poisoned green ham.